yyanu and dungeon robber

Tallis, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Ear Seeker on level 3! REST IN PEACE
    

I keep playing dungeon robber. It's a flash game so you'll have to enable flash at least for that page. Please don't take this as a recomendation because I can't be responsible for your annoyance, compulsive behaviour or lack of enjoyment.

I can't decide if playing it is making me unwell or if my unwellness is making me play it.

I'll update this page with my Adventurer's Monument and Graveyard.

Well today was a really good day. I picked up a character Jacqueline a level 0 thief who had only just purchased the standard thief gear, rapier, leather armour. and discovered a priceless ruby around a corner, pulled a magical fishing rod out of a river, and discovered 3 pieces of jewelry on dungeon level 3. This plus assorted trinkets boosted me right past level 5!

Monument

Retired as yeoman
• Andrea: Advanced Dungeon Robber, retired with 1102 GP
• Dahlia: Advanced Thief, retired with 1380.5 GP
Retired as tavernkeeper
• Rita: Advanced Dungeon Robber, retired with 2236 GP
• Rikita: Advanced Thief, retired with 2596 GP
Retired as merchant
• Donabella: Advanced Dungeon Robber, retired with 3268 GP
Retired as gentlewoman
• Elizabeth: Advanced Thief, retired with 4132 GP
Retired as mayor
• Mayor Jacqueline: Advanced Thief, retired with 7012 GP

graveyard

† Marcelyn, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Crushed by a falling door on level 1!
† Juris, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Dahlia, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Fell in a spiked pit on level 2!
† Mia, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Nancy, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 5 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Stirge on level 5!
† Janis, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Orc on level 2!
† Amy, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 346 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Marcelyn, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Cristabelle, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Fell in a spiked pit on level 1!
† Joanna, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Janey, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Bugbear on level 2!
† Rachel, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Sara, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 90 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Skeleton on level 1!
† Jacqueline, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Fell in a pit on level 1!
† Fahmida, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 2 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Orc on level 2!
† Laura, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed while fleeing from a Skeleton on level 1!
† Jacqueline, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 5 GP. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Steph, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Hetty, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Alejandra, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Jamella, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Troglodyte on level 2!
† Sara, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 5 of the dungeon and won 326 GP and a healing potion. Defeated a Hobgoblin. On the return to the surface, killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Rachel, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Fahmida, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 125 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Mici, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 0 GP and +1 plate mail. Defeated a Giant Toad. Killed by a Piercer on level 3!
† Alison, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 70 GP. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Ani, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Joanna, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 21 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Dahlia, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Defeated a Kobold. Killed by arrow trap on level 1!
† Joanna, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 221 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Ula, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 225 GP. Defeated a Skeleton. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Fahmida, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Antaa, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 42 GP. Killed by a Bandit on level 3!
† Laura, a level 1 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 352 GP. Defeated a Giant Rat. Killed by contact poison on a treasure on level 1!
† Padraig, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 510.5 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Elizabeth, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Defeated a Kobold. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Sara, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 514 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Janis, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Defeated a Skeleton. Killed by a Troglodyte on level 2!
† Meg, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Tallia, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 108 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Pauline, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Rina, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 5 of the dungeon and won 2202 GP. On the return to the surface, killed by a Centipede on level 2! Mourned by faithful companion Padraig.
† Joanna, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 434 GP. Fell in a pit on level 1!
† Jill, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Stepalieil, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 3 GP. Killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Pallia, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 30 GP. Killed by a Bugbear on level 2!
† Gabriel, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 44.01 GP. Killed by a Troglodyte on level 2!
† Alison, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Sara, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 9 GP and a +1 leather armor. Defeated a Giant Rat. On the return to the surface, killed by a Sea Monster on level 1!
† Donabela, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 1630 GP. Killed by a Bugbear on level 2!
† Pala, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 54 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Meg, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 26 GP. On the return to the surface, killed by a Orc on level 2!
† Rachel, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 8 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Su Monster on level 8!
† Juri, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Janis, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Jill, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 426 GP. Killed by a Troglodyte on level 2!
† Miko, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Laura, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Dahlia, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 238 GP. Killed by a Troglodyte on level 2!
† Amy, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Defeated a Kobold. On the return to the surface, killed by a Skeleton on level 1!
† Donova, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 1 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Tallis, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Ear Seeker on level 3!
† Minha, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Fire Beetle on level 1!
† Janis, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Ear Seeker on level 3!
† Antonia, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 14 GP. Defeated a Fire Beetle. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Stefa, a level 1 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 70 GP. Defeated a Giant Rat. Killed by a Sea Monster on level 2!
† Elizabeth, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Gwynhwyfar, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Crushed by a falling door on level 1!
† Cristabelle, a level 0 Dungeon Robber. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Giant Toad on level 3!
† Sara, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Fell in a pit on level 1!
† Marthena, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 7 GP. Defeated a Skeleton. On the return to the surface, killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Fahmida, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 14 GP. Defeated a Giant Rat. Killed by a Giant Rat on level 1!
† Alison, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Killed by a Kobold on level 1!
† Amy, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. On the return to the surface, killed by spear trap on level 1!
† Amy, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. On the return to the surface, killed by spear trap on level 1!
† Laura, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 2 GP. Killed by a Sea Monster on level 1!
† Kelly, a level 2 Thief. Descended to level 1 of the dungeon and won 67 GP. Killed by contact poison on a treasure on level 1!
† Jackie, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 0 GP. Defeated a Kobold. Killed by a Sea Monster on level 2!
† Anabel, a level 0 Thief. Descended to level 3 of the dungeon and won 726.5 GP. Fell in a pit on level 3!
† Dolly, a level 2 Thief. Descended to level 2 of the dungeon and won 55.51 GP. Defeated a Fire Beetle. On the return to the surface, doused with flaming oil on level 1!

Once I founda magic pool. It sucked.

Antonia
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Chamber of unusual size.
Circular room.
There's a magic pool in the center.
(b)athe in the magic pool? It could be dangerous, or it could give you fabulous rewards.
(i)gnore the pool and explore the rest of the cavern?
The pool turns gold to lead.
You throw away your 189 useless lead discs.

This also sucked.

I rolled a 1 and then the rat rolled a 20. There is a 1 in 400 chance of that happening. So that's special I guess. Fml.
Roll: 6! You open the door.
The door opens to a chamber.
Square 40x40 chamber.
Treasure and monster!
(r)etreat, (a)ttack the Giant Rat?
You attack! d20+0: 1 vs AC 11
You miss!
The Giant Rat attacks you! d20+1: 21
It hits! d6: 5 damage!
You are killed!
Here's a new fight I'm in right now. I'm a level 0 thief with no weapon. Fighting a skeleton on level 1. I roll d20 and have +2 (on a sneak attack) against it's AC 11. This gives me a 55% chance of hitting it in the first round but this decreases to 45% once "sneak" has worn off. I have AC 11 (+1 thanks to my dexterity) and as a level 1 monster it has +1 to hit so in other words a 50% chance of hitting me. It does 1d6 of damage and I have 4hp, so if it hits it has a 50% chance of one shotting me. With bare hands I only do 1hp damage so currently I have to hit it (in this case 6 times to kill it).
Square 20x20 chamber.
Monster!
Skeleton!
(r)etreat, (s)neak, sneak (a)ttack the Skeleton?
You attack! d20+2: 10 vs AC 11
You miss!
The Skeleton attacks you! d20+1: 6
It misses!
(r)etreat? (a)ttack? 
You attack! d20+0: 5 vs AC 11
You miss!
The Skeleton attacks you! d20+1: 8
It misses!
(r)etreat? (a)ttack? 
You attack! d20+0: 6 vs AC 11
You miss!
The Skeleton attacks you! d20+1: 17
It hits! d6: 3 damage!
(r)etreat? (a)ttack? 
You run away! The monster pursues you.

Luckier Run

Here's a better scenario. I found a rapier in an empty room. Then got into a fight with a rat:
Square 30x30 chamber.
Treasure and monster!
Giant Rat!
(r)etreat, (s)neak by the monster and grab the treasure, sneak (a)ttack the Giant Rat?
You attack! d20+3: 23 vs AC 11
You hit! d8+3: 11 damage!
Earned 10 XP!
The Giant Rat is killed!
Treasure is in a huge chest.
(t)ake it or (l)eave it?

This is cute:

Fishing roll: d20: 12!
You catch a message in a bottle. It's from an adventurer stuck 
on an island on Level 8. Dated two years ago. (c)ast your line 
again? (s)top fishing?

Sell you gems!

When you come to town the game automatically evaluates your gems and tells you the total. However it does not liquidate them. So if you return to the dungeon and drop money to evade an intelligent monster you may end up dropping a gem worth hundreds of gp. It also appears to me that I might have spent an entire gem at the Inn unsuccessfully recruiting henchmen.
You run away! The monster pursues you.
The monster behind you attacks!
Will you (r)un from your pursuer? turn and (a)ttack your pursuer? drop 10 GP of (m)oney as a distraction? drop (f)ood? drop flaming (o)il to create an obstacle? 
You drop 1 gems.
The Kobold stops to pick up the glittering valuables.